I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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