ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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