Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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