This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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