Your mouth is God's brothel.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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