if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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