i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
me + whiskey = a bad person
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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