im gay
i know
yea but for you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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