i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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