Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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