Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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