What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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