Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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