She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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