I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
