Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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