He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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