the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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