We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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