Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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