the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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