Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Everyone says I win the strip club
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
