your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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