Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I touched a dick in church today
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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