I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Let the clothes fall where they may.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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