Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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