why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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