there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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