i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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