I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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