so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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