Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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