The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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