Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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