Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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