why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
