Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
