you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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