She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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