i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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