i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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