I am puke
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I love you.
Bad choice
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