he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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