Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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