i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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