Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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