I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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