yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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