I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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