thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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