On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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