Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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