sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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