ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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