I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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