Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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