normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
